DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> DC Viking: December 2006

Friday, December 29, 2006

Radio Free Tenleytown; or DRM and you, why Steve Jobs Sucks it

Miss Viking gave me a great birthday present this year. Being aware of my passion for music as well as my compulsion to try and drown myself in the Sport and Health pool as a means of exercise, she bought me a water-proof mp3 player that fits on the back of my goggles. It’s a nifty little gadget. Instead of using standard ear buds to transmit sounds it utilizes smooth pads that rest on either side of my head just in front of my ears and behind my eyes. These pads conduct sound into my ear canals through my skull bones somehow, and seem to work best when there is water in my ears, i.e. when I’m swimming.

I gave the device a test run yesterday, and I’m suitably impressed. I tossed some mp3s onto my new waterproof player and put in a few thousand yards. My new toy brought me entertainment before I even entered the water. A women sitting in the deck-side hot tub noticed my ‘head phones.’ She watched my entrance into the pool with a focus that could only be explained by her obvious anticipation of my upcoming electrocution. Sadly, she was disappointed, and I went on to enjoy my music filled swim without shock. It’s amazing how much of a difference having some tunes makes on a longer swim.

Infused with a new motivation for the pool I began planning my workout play lists before I was even home. In my head I transposed likely songs with swim sets and asked myself crucial training questions such as, “should I use Bill Conti’s ‘Gonna Fly Now’ at the begging of my sprint set to get the workout started on an inspirational note, or should I save it for the tail end of a long distance swim to restore my flagging determination?” These are serious questions. What if my ‘Rage Against the Machine’ is overheard by someone sharing a lane with me? Will I be ostracized as some kind of radical? Will people realize that the politics of the music is secondary to the raw aggression that will help to fuel my workout? Will some aquatically inclined Senate staffer or CIA analyst have me put on a list populated by the kinds of people that jog while listening to Woody Guthrie and fuck to Barry Manilow?

These questions would have to wait for answering. When I returned home, a horrible truth hit me. I’ve purchased a fair chunk of my music from iTunes. I’ve always been vaguely aware of DRM and what it means, but like Nancy Reagan and every other good American I’m unable to appreciate the full impact of an abstract idea until it has direct consequences on my own life. There will be no Bill Conti swim playlists, because iTunes has gone above and beyond in protecting myself from the digital rights to the music that I purchased. For those of you unfamiliar with the way iTunes works, any song purchased from their on-line music store is playable only on an iPod. This is there way of ‘protecting musical copyright.’

I’m all in favor of protecting the rights of artists and contrary to what one might assume about my economic philosophy based on what I’ve written in the past, I’m pretty much a free market guy. I’ve never downloaded music illegally, and if a friend has a CD I enjoy I’m much more likely to purchase it myself than I am to have him rip a copy for me. But the way that Apple approaches this whole issue of digital rights gets under my skin. Apple is a corporation that has always tried to sell itself as an outsider with a conscience. They bill themselves as the thinking persons alternative to Microsoft, but they utilize many of the same sketchy business practices that made the Evil Empire the Evil Empire. There is no difference between Microsoft’s old practice of foisting Windows upon PC users and Apple forcing people to play their music on an iPod. They don’t lock iTunes music to the iPod to protect the artists. They do it so that they can keep consumers locked into the iPod in the face of planned obsolescence. When your iPod eventually dies or is no longer supported, you have little option but to purchase a new iPod unless you want to sacrifice whatever music you’ve purchased from Apple.

Until copyright laws are updated to reflect the realities of current information technology, Apple is well within its rights to act like a giant hypocrite. But they shouldn’t expect to hold onto their carefully crafted image as a ‘different kind of tech firm’ while they are doing it.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Top Albums of 2006


I have absolutely no qualifications for creating a list of great music. This puts me on par with roughly %99 of so-called "music bloggers" when it comes to the ability to objectively evaluate what may or may not constitute "good" music. For the most part I think music bloggers follow the lead of a few influential websites (Pitchfork Effect anyone?) and a chain reaction is created from there. That being said, there are a two DC bloggers I read quite a bit that are producing some decent writing about music. One devotes quite a bit of space to music and music news, and one writes about all things local and just happens to have really good taste in music.

My list is shorter and less well researched than almost every other list you're likely to run into on the internets. If you want a more informed opinion you should really check out the two sites I mentioned.

I spend a lot of my music buying budget catching up on albums I missed in previous years because I tend to do a lot of purchasing after reading lists like this one. Not like this one per se. But other lists that are longer and are backed by better research. The point is that I don't buy that many albums the year they are released. I wait until somebody else tells me that I'm likely to enjoy a particular album and then I purchase it. This results in one of two reactions. I'm either pissed that I listened to some stupid tastemaker when I don't like a supposedly great album, or I kick myself for not having discovered a band when they were at the peak of their coolness. Why couldn't I have owned this album when casually dropping the title of the obscure gem at the end of the record would have made me sound hip and in the know? But I just can't justify buying 100 albums a year when I'm not getting paid to sit and listen to them all, so this system will just have to do.

I do get lucky with the 15 or so new albums I buy every year, so here are the 5 albums of 2006 I would take with me if I were stranded on a desert island and had the time to pack music before I was marooned. If it's too short or not informative enough or the records aren't that good, well, you get what you pay for.

1. Boys and Girls in America - The Hold Steady

Now I know how people in Jersey felt when Bruce Springsteen was coming up. These guys would be my favorite band even if they weren't singing about my hometown. It doesn't hurt that The Hold Steady makes music about places that I used to hang out, drink, and get into some of the same kind of trouble as their characters (on a greatly reduced scale). What really matters is that they can play the hell out of their instruments and they tell great stories.

Craig Finn sings a little more than he did on the previous albums, and some of the songs are more anthemic, but the basic goal seems to be the same. Create a good rock album by focusing on a very specific and detailed set of circumstances and people. It's pretty much the same old rock stories; a clairvoyant girlfriend that can handicap horse races, a love story set in the detox tent at a rock festival, and a drunken poet that tosses himself into the Mississippi River because Minnesota winters suck and his brain isn't firing on all cylinders. You know, the standard stuff.

2. The Monthly EPs - Bishop Allen

While not technically an 'album', I'm including these EPs because this is a cool idea that required more creative energy every month than some bands summon every three years. When they put out the first one of these (one 4 song EP every month for a year) I figured that the quality of the EPs would taper off or the band would simply collapse under the weight of self imposed deadlines. I didn't love every EP, they sometimes skew a little sweet for me, but there are tons of catchy sing-in-the-car songs throughout the months. My favorite EP, February, has three tracks that stand alone as great singles. People are sleeping on these guys. If they have anything left in the tank when they finish with this experiment they probably have at least one really good album in them.

Any band that can write a good song about The Battle of the Ironclads and their favorite winter coat is OK in my book.

3. Fox Confessor Brings the Flood - Neko Case

Oh Neko. Your voice makes me think impure thoughts. Come run away with me to Barbados. We will lounge by the sea and drink Magaritas while I feed you peeled grapes. You can serenade me with epic songs devoted to our love while I earn our simple living robbing tourists of their travelers checks. One day our children will wear grass skirts and play in the sand.

4. The Loon - Tapes 'n Tapes

Another band with Minneapolis roots, I caught these guys at the Black Cat on Halloween. Not only do they put on a good live show, but Josh Grier was dressed as Dave Chapelle's crackhead character.

I have no idea what half the songs are really about, but I can still feel the emotion. They sound like throwbacks without sacrificing any originality. I have a feeling their sophomore album is going to be totally awesome or utterly terrible. I have nothing rational to offer as support for that conjecture.

5. Ten Silver Drops - Secret Machines

I debated this one for a while. I almost went with The Decemberists, but I just bought that album, so I'm not sure how well it'll hold up yet. I thought about Dylan, but I've already got two bands with Minnesota roots on my list. I didn't want to be that much of a homer, and anyway, I really like this album. It wasn't all that well received critically, and I'd be surprised to see it on very many end of the year lists, but I dug it.

Honorable Mention: Modern Times by Bob Dylan, The Crane Wife by The Decemberists, and The Obliterati by Mission of Burma.

So there you have it. Poorly researched advice from some guy you shouldn't trust. Don't blame me if you buy one and don't like it.

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Random thoughts with some guy that isn't Jack Handy


- The Decemberists new album is pretty great. It's got a lot of the "pop for lit majors" that I liked about the last one, with something new thrown in. It took me a while to figure it out, but I think they might be channeling Pink Floyd on a couple of songs.

- Blood Diamond was a decent flick and I've always thought that Leo was a pretty good actor. Between The Departed and Blood Diamond, it's been proven once again that I'm usually right. Unless I'm not. The last ten minutes of the movie could have been left on the cutting room floor as far as I'm concerned. Hollywood sucks most of the time.

- Roamed the National Museum of Natural history this weekend. Dinosaurs are cool no matter how old you are. So are sharks in IMAX 3-D.

- Is it just me or are kickers in the NFL missing a lot more field goals this year?

- I have to admit that the National Christmas tree was impressive, even to a heathen like me. They could have toned it done just a bit, though. I'm not positive there was a tree under all those lights. And why wasn't Goldy Gopher anywhere to be found on the Minnesota tree?

- My first live hockey game in over 15 years involved a lot more Jack Daniels than the last. I don't know nearly as much about the NHL as I used to, and I still miss Neal Broten.

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